Guys, compiling this outlandish list was an absolute ride. On Creep Week 4, we witnessed Indians can get weirder if given access to a photoshop app. As the earthquake rocked the Delhites, creepy Indians rocked our minds with their ludicrous presence on the internet.
1. Let’s start our creep week 4 with a horrendous photoshop. In all earnestness, I think photoshop shouldn’t have been introduced to Indians.
2. To quote Will Smith, “He a little confused, but he got the spirit.”
3. If a broken heart could write an Instagram story, it would probably look something like this.
4. Just because it rhymes doesn’t mean it’s cute, ok.
via IG : bipashionate
5. Remember when your teacher told you to always read something twice before answering? This is why.
6. Is Voldemort disguised as a 22-year-old straight, demisexual woman on Tinder? Also, this person missed the point of Harry Potter. This is how Hitler gained power in Germany.
7. People gotta do what they gotta do to get through this lockdown, man.
8. Satire or not, Indians have way too much time on their hands to come up with this.
9. Tried really hard to hide the person’s identity. I’m hoping you guys get the joke.
10. When someone said that a picture is worth a thousand words, they were talking about this.
11. Mature man dropping in your inbox with his mature bag. Heh! Geddit, guys?
12. To hell with this guy and his horrendous grammar.
13. Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half.
14. When you need a therapist more than a Tinder match. Also, is she rating her own Tinder profile?
15. Is this a guy’s profile or the girl’s? Or both? Tune in to ‘What Are People Even Thinking?’ to find out more.
16. OMG, Sex Dolls have a Tinder account now?
17. They say opposites attract. This girl is attracted to sapiosexuals. These two sentences have no correlation whatsoever.
18. Modiji, hire this guy for ‘Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao.’
19. This person lighting candles for all her missing ‘genuine’ friends.
20. My man writing Tinder bio whilst drinking veritaserum.
21. This guy is so wholesome, he feels ‘gay/lesbian’ can’t roast anyone.
Creep Week 4 was fun, wasn’t it? I don’t know about you, but these guys are giving me a major secondhand embarrassment.